The Midlife of Dudley Chalk is a very unusual romance. A very unusual detective story. A full-length novel for people who like to see the world in a slightly different light. Available as e-book and 9 hour audio book.
Linus Bailey unleashes chaos, danger, and the forces of good and evil when every ridiculous story he's ever made up comes true. Is his absent father really a heroic Ninja Warrior from Yorkshire? Let's find out.
An English researcher believes the world is coming to an end. When two boys in America find a dead body in the road, they begin an investigation that shows he might be right. Why do people, like, sprinkle their speech with, like, the word 'like'? This long short story is soon to be a full-length novel.
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In 1999 I left the shores of England for a new life as an ex-pat. I moved to Corfu, that Greek island made famous by My Family and Other Animals. I ended up with six dogs. It was mayhem, as was every other aspect of life on "Crazy Island," as the mainland Greeks like to call it.
I wrote what would now be described as blog posts about this new adventure, sending them to my publishers to they wouldn't forget me. They proved popular and some of them were published. I decided to lump them all together in an unedited funny, often painful memoir of what it's like to put everything into an old Ford Fiesta and drive off into a new life. |
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Do you want to be a detective, like Dudley Chalk?
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